Good morning millennials.

millennials.

Welcome back to the chosen happy Thursday that definitely feels like I don't want to be

ungrateful but it feels like oh whoa Thursday because we had a short

week with Monday so I'm not rejecting the Thursday I'm just acknowledging that like it's

here kind of quickly. It is here kind of quickly. I haven't acknowledged that it

was Thursday so I'm so grateful to this show because one thing about the toast

we're gonna let you know what day of the week it is

nothing in life is guaranteed and we're gonna talk about how it feels to be on that day

of the week because it's it's so much more than and there's a fucking hair like in my eye you know and just like get the

fuck I don't even know where it is I feel like you're not you're not attacking it in a in the

right way you have to be like more surgical.

I don't know where it is.

It's just like fucking irritating my face.

Listen to your body.

Close your eyes.

Feel the hair. No. I think maybe it's like a phantom hair like the

hair was never in the room with us.

Hmm her to Lou losing her mind yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with her phantom hair as if she doesn't have enough. Yeah, well, you know

I used to take my hair for granted, but then it started falling out when I started as epic so like

I can't say things like that anymore.

You know hair isn't guaranteed anymore for my whole life it was.

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