Coming out as straight
Ja'miezing
Chris Lilley
5 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Ja'mie offers some essential queer advice on how to come out as straight if you've formally been gay.
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| 0:49.6 | desert. A little play means a lot. Visit Kindle.com to find out more. Some advice really for 19 of my 33 years I've actually been gay. However, recently, especially after listening to your |
| 1:16.7 | podcast and hearing your dulcant seductive tones, I've come to realize that I'm actually |
| 1:22.3 | straight. tones I've come to realize that I'm actually straight so I'm really looking for some |
| 1:26.1 | advice on how I can break this news to my loved ones yeah |
| 1:31.8 | the one is probably going to be one of the hardest things I'll ever have to my loved ones, you know, you know, yeah. |
| 1:33.0 | It's probably going to be one of the hardest things I'll ever have to do. |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, okay, gotcha. |
| 1:37.0 | Um, right, okay, well first of all, |
| 1:40.0 | congrts on being straight. |
| 1:42.0 | Your mom can breathe a sigh of relief and also I thank you for the reason |
| 1:49.2 | because you like the sound of my voice I get that a lot. I'm kind of known for like turning gay guys |
| 1:55.8 | straight, what's happened before. I'm kind of, I'm not like a fact-hike but I'm kind of like a non-threatening kind of like girl. |
| 2:05.0 | Obs the key levels are high. |
| 2:08.0 | I have like a fuck me kind of voice there I can like I've heard that from a few guys. |
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