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Bob & Sheri

Comics in Quarantine (Airdate 5.21.2020)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Leave Toucan Sam Alone.

Above Ground Pools.

Sheri Misses the Finale of “The Voice”

Morons in the News.


Child Goes into Preacher Mode Over Remote Learning.

Bob Goes for a Ride.

The People’s Movie Critic: “Dead to Me”

Lamar is the Unofficial Nurse.


Nicole Burch on the Bob & Sheri Show.

Can You Believe This S***?

The Easy to Spot Sign of a Cheater.


People Review Their Own Homes as a Bed & Breakfast.

The Michael Jordan Documentary.

Raising a Teenager.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

0:03.3

You know, I was just thinking that you're exactly right.

0:05.9

I should learn from that, but of course I won't.

0:07.9

And Sherry.

0:08.8

Here to point out your little tics and oddities since 1990, whatever.

0:12.6

And now broadcasting from four remote bunker locations, it's Bob and Sherry.

0:20.0

There is no other show on the radio like Bob and Sherry.

0:23.2

No other show so big that it could give away a bidet a day a day in May.

0:28.9

That's right.

0:29.7

You have landed in the right place.

0:31.4

And my friends, if you'd like to have your very own bidet, don't go crazy.

0:35.0

It's not some fancy thing like you see in a French hotel, but it will work. Just go to bob and sherry.com and register, all right. That's so on it. Well, you know, I have to be honest here. It's not, you know, pink porcelain. I mean, he's right. It's nice. It's not fancy, but you know what? You're going to be as clean as those bears in that toilet paper commercial. Okay? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's right. So go to Bob and Sherry.com, and we still have a bunch to give away. And like I always like to say, good luck to you. Well, the internet is, it's going crazy. It's just going crazy. Kellogg's just resigned Tukans Sam from Fruit Loops.

1:14.8

I'm not.

1:15.6

I will never eat Fruit Loops again.

1:18.2

They took, why is that?

1:19.3

Let me, I'll explain.

1:20.5

You tell me why.

1:21.1

I'll explain what he looks like now.

1:22.7

They took his blue body color and made it brighter, a little bit more turquoise.

1:26.9

They gave him cartoon-style

1:29.5

eyes, and they added a psychedelic rainbow pattern to his beak. And based on responses on social

1:36.5

media, the verdict is, no one likes it. Sherry? There was no reason to mess with To-Can Sam.

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