"Comic" Dave Smith - Episode #334

"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice

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News, Politics, Talk Radio

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) is thinking about joining the standup comedy scene, so why not bring back one of the podcast’s favorite guests, “Comic” Dave Smith, to give him some advice, right? Michael and Dave talk about Dave’s love and hatred of the stand-up comedy lifestyle, how inauthenticity can quickly destroy your career as a comedian, and why the concept of “paying your dues” doesn’t always apply in today’s standup comedy world. x.com/ComicDaveSmith comicdavesmith.com Order THE WHITE PILL: http://whitepillbook.com/ Order THE ANARCHIST HANDBOOK: https://www.amzn.com/B095DVF8FJ Order THE NEW RIGHT: https://amzn.to/2IFFCCu Order DEAR READER: https://t.co/vZfTVkK6qf?amp=1 https://twitter.com/michaelmalice https://instagram.com/michaelmalice https://malice.locals.com https://youtube.com/michaelmaliceofficial Intro song: "Out of Reach" by Legendary House Cats https://thelegendaryhousecats.bandcamp.com/ The newest episode of "YOUR WELCOME" releases on iTunes and YouTube every Wednesday! Please subscribe and leave a review. This week's sponsors: Farmer Bill’s Provisions – Better Than Jerky; High Quality Biltong: www.farmerbillsprovisions.com , promo code: MALICE (15% off) Fum – The Natural Alternative: www.tryfum.com/malice, promo code: Malice (Free Gift) Kalshi – Trade on Any Future Event: www.Kalshi.com/malice (First 500 get a free $20 credit with $100 deposit) Miracle Made Sheets – Self-Cleaning Sheets: www.trymiracle.com/MALICE (Free Towel Set + over 40% off) PlutoTV – Streaming TV: www.Pluto.tv (Free)

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0:00.0	This week's episode of You're Welcome with Michael Malice is brought to you by
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0:09.0	better. Folks, I want to talk to you about Farmer Bills Provisions. It's a great product because they make something called Bill Tong.
0:15.0	What is Bill Tong? It's basically beef jerky, but a lot better, because beef jerky, which is a great way to get protein, is loaded with soy, high sodium, and sugar.
0:25.6	Go look at the ingredients.
0:26.8	You'll see what I'm talking about next time you're at the buckies or whatever.
0:30.4	What Bill Tong is, is it doesn't have any of that stuff to any large degree.
0:35.2	So it tastes much more like meat than like candy. It's a great way to get protein.
0:40.2	It's a great way to get protein. It's a great way to snack healthy. You don't feel
0:42.1	gross afterwards and you're not going to get that bloated stuff from all that sodium and soy that you don't need in your diet.
0:48.0	And Farmer Bils was very smart because they mailed me their product and you better believe that within two days it was all
0:54.8	inhaled because it was so delicious and if you're with your friends then they're asking what do you have there is that
0:59.3	jerky you go no it's Bill Tongue it's's much, much better. So their flavors are original beef, spicy
1:05.3	chili beef, original bison, and spicy chili bison. Why go for a protein bar full of carbs and sugar
1:10.6	or processed stuff when you could have real meat that tastes like meat. and
1:15.0	I'm the
1:20.0	and you could have real meat that tastes like meat and is delicious. And they're fans of the show and I'm the fan of their product that's for sure. So grab farmer bills built on today.
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1:29.2	And I'm telling you, it is delicious.
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