Comedy, Sex, Pete Holmes

Deconversion Therapy

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Religion & Spirituality, Documentary, Religion, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 585 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Can Bonnie and Karen top their porn episode? Well, it's going to take John Holmes to find out. Nope, whoops. That's Pete Holmes, your favorite ex-evangelical comedian. Bonnie goes over some of his book--Comedy, Sex, God--that will sound familiar to most of you.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Deconversion Therapy. I'm Karen.
0:20.6	I'm Bonnie. She's pery. I'm Karen. I'm Bonnie.
0:21.8	She's perky.
0:24.0	I'm trying.
0:25.7	This is COVID year 42.
0:29.3	We're back. I'm back in the closet sitting, and she is in her house that she just won from winning the Florida lottery. That's not true. I want to
0:42.3	buy a house in London by winning a lottery. I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm doing what you
0:49.9	like. I'm doing that the secret crap for you. It's hard. Yeah, I am trying to manifest this house
0:57.1	because it's nice and calming. And I mean, I'm all for hard work, but I don't have three
1:05.0	million dollars. Oh, yeah. Anywhere I live from now on, it's just, you know, I don't care if it's an amazing fixer-upper. Nope.
1:17.5	Give me a manufactured door knob that turns. That's all I want.
1:25.0	You mean to close the door?
1:28.0	Or open or whatever.
1:30.8	You just want a doorknob?
1:32.9	No.
1:33.4	Are you lacking doors?
1:35.4	No, I'm good here.
1:37.6	I'm saying we've been in fixer upper houses where you turn the door knob and it just keeps spinning to the right or,
1:47.3	you know, the door jams are uneven and you have like this list going in your head.
1:55.1	Even when you're not thinking about it, you're thinking about it.
2:00.0	And it's, yeah, this is broken, this is cracked. Yeah, yeah. thinking about it. Yeah.
2:02.1	This is broken.
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