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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie is pro choice and anti character, Jackie doesn't want to run for sheriff, they discuss Planet of the Apes guys, and there are so many dick jokes. Comic of the Week: Lisa Alvarado @Lisa_Alvarado Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.8	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.9	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:12.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:15.2	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:18.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:25.6	Okay, so Amazon has this series where, come on.
0:30.8	No, I just, there's a loot crate here at Meltdown that you can just have stuff from because Kumail's famous now.
0:38.0	Right. So he doesn't need this stuff? No. I'm just going to look at these items real quick.
0:44.7	Oh, I don't want this. This is a, this is the white Spider-Man. You know, this is the beginning of a podcast
0:49.0	people are listening to? Well, you, you continued like we were just continuing talking.
0:53.2	We were. I told them to stay tuned and here we go. Right. Little did we know that I would go find more water in the back of the room. No one wants to look at your pop doll collection over the internet. This is a net Jessica Jones. Is this a pop doll? It's a cue fig. Look, she's kicking a book. That can't be right. Who cares?
1:11.0	No, can't give it.
1:12.4	No, break shit.
1:14.0	Anyway, go.
1:15.6	Talk to me.
1:18.0	So Amazon, right after, very soon after HBO announced Confederate or it was leaked, Amazon announced they have a show.
1:26.4	I forget the, I forget the name of it, but the premise is that...
1:29.1	Union.
1:30.0	After... Is that what it's called?
1:31.3	No.
1:32.1	Oh, after the Civil War, African Americans were given Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana to run as reparations.
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