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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Comedy Kids Shows & The Dumbest Game We’ve Ever Played

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of your favorite daily comedy show, the gang is joined by comedian Ryan Beck, who casually drops the idea of doing stand-up shows… for kids. Yes, actual children. In a comedy club. Where drinks are normally involved. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out—quite a bit, especially when you’re trying to entertain both adults and kids at the same time without accidentally ruining anyone’s childhood.

From there, things somehow escalate into a full-blown discussion about parenting in 2026, including tracking your kids with apps like Life360, whether that makes you responsible or creepy, and how one bad Snapchat decision led to a legitimately terrifying story. So yeah, fun AND educational.

But let’s be honest—you’re here for the nonsense.

And nonsense is exactly what you get when the show plays “Press Your Luck,” a game where contestants have seven seconds to answer a simple question… or they have to give out their phone number live on air. One guy fails. Spectacularly. And now somewhere out there, a phone is still vibrating off the table.

We also get into high school reunion dread, the emotional damage of realizing the 2000s were 20 years ago, and the mystery of who keeps deleting Riz from his own high school’s Wikipedia page (seriously, this might be a full-blown conspiracy).

Oh—and just when you think it couldn’t get more uncomfortable, someone writes in with a story about accidentally broadcasting themselves changing clothes to their kid’s friend via a smart screen. That’s right. This daily comedy show covers everything from birthday laughs to accidental crimes against social dignity.

It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly why you keep coming back to this daily comedy show.

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The program joining us.

0:34.6

I think it's a third time for you.

0:36.7

I think it is the third time. Oh. I think it is the third time.

0:37.9

Oh, we got ourselves a third timer here. Yep, ladies gentlemen, St. Louis Zone, Ryan Beck. Hey, how are you guys? Hi, Ryan. Welcome back to the show. Good to be here. Ryan's going to be at Funnybone, Westport. Mm-hmm. Yep. Tonight, Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday's an all-ages kids show.

0:56.5

So for everybody who's like exhausted and was just like, what do I do with these children, bring them out. Could we just drop them off? Honestly, yeah, that's fine. Is it a daycare? It's not a daycare, but I'll be on stage so the waitstap will have to do with whatever's happening. Parents just drop your kids off.

1:11.3

Ron will watch them for a couple hours and then go do what you've got to do.

1:14.2

Do some errands.

1:25.1

Go shopping. And then pick them up. As long as those kids can do the drink minimum, they're fine, you know. Yeah. Dude, let me ask this. Two Capri Sons per customer. and it doesn't count if you buy one in the lobby.

1:26.0

It has to be in the show.

1:30.0

Yeah, when we started Punk Rock Disney and doing Can You Feel the Point tonight?

2:01.2

We added that 3 p.m. matinee show, like an early show so you can bring, like, younger kids to their very first concert. And it was amazing to see all these parents saying, thank you for doing something. You know, parents are always looking for something to do with their kids, especially things to get them out and get them into their first concert experience and see live music or see live comedy. Why don't I see more all-ages comedy show? Is it because most people can't work clean? Well, I don't think a lot of comedians would do all ages because you have to, I mean, there's going to be a section in the show where the kids can, like, tell a joke. you know, I'll talk to him. Yeah, come on up here. It's going to be a section in the show where the kids can like tell a joke though you know right yeah come on up here kids it's going to be a little bit different of experience but also it's like you know I'm going to do I'm going to do a lot of the same jokes that I do for the for the parents but I don't work in a way where I'm going to talk about things that are going to like ruin your kids lives right well ruin the parents life. I does it Greg Warren does right so Greg Warren inspired me to do this and I was like

2:21.9

I'm coming back home everybody's around my age that really uh you know all the people that I want to

2:27.1

talk to have kids I'm bringing my kids they're out they're gonna come but it's like there's nothing

2:32.1

to you know it's a good experience and uh I don't know, man, you just... Having done the ones with Craig, I can tell you that it, the reason more comedians don't do it is it is a much different animal than music. Because you've got to get kids to sit still. Yeah. And you've got to do material, but the material is probably going to go over the kid's head a lot. So you're kind of playing to two audiences at once. And then it can be humbly. Yeah. But it's really fun. I've done a couple of those with Greg and then in New York City where I'm living now, I'll do them out there. Kids are dumb. They laugh at anything. They do laugh at anything. You can be up there making fart sounds. But it's also just cool to be in like the adult space. So we're doing that Sunday at 4 and, you know, I'm thinking, you know, like you were saying, like I think it's a good thing for like kids to just do something different. Well, also just something different for parents to bring their kids to. Right. We do the same thing all the time.

3:24.5

How many times can we go to the Magic House? No, the Magic House is on fire. It's closed. Honestly, the most fun part, the ones I've done with Greg, and you've done them too, is like the fun part is when they get to come up. Yeah. Like, you get to bring, that became my job on the show. was like, I just feed jokes to kids for them to tell.

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