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You know, the world is a complicated place.

There's so many things.

You wish that there was someone out there who could put them into an orderly list for you.

So you would know what was hot and what was not.

Well, if that was your wish, it's been granted.

Because our regular guest, Jordan Morris, is back with his signature segment, Jordan Ranks America.

New to the list this month, that number five, it's Japanese cat videos.

America consistently beats Japan in most Olympic events,

but their adorable internet kitty videos are light years beyond anything we've produced in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Step up your game, America.

Climbing steadily to number four are women.

You take forever to get ready, but we wouldn't have it any other way.

Cheers to you, women.

Without you, it'd just be a bunch of dudes.

Taking the number three spot this month, it's a medium stroll.

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