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We have a regular contributor here on the Sound of Yellow America who's known for

taking the complex and simplifying.

His name is Jordan Morris, his segment, Jordan ranks America.

At number five this week, it's the AMC television network.

It's celebrated for its great original dramas like Mad Men.

But what most people don't know is that it's the only network that plays demolition man

three times a week.

At number four this week, it's your mom's friend from church.

Barb's been having a tough time since she and her husband separated,

but she's great at telling you what the Hunger Games is about.

Smack dab in the middle at number three, it's Trippy posters.

Want to get baked and look at something?

Trippy posters are just what the doctor ordered.

With its eye on the top spot at number two this week, it's Angel Figurines.

Put a few of these cherubic cuties on your mantle to let guests know you're a little

all over the place, emotionally.

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