Hey pals, it's Jesse. We've got some hilarious stand-up comedy on the way from Holly Mills.

But first, I want to remind you that we are in the closing moments of the maximum fun drive.

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Thank you for having me. I'm really happy to be here. I got my medical marijuana card recently.

Thank you. And yeah, my favorite thing about medical marijuana is that the dispensary,

where you get the weed, it takes credit cards, which means I get frequent flyer miles.

So, weed is going to buy me a trip to Amsterdam. I mostly smoke weed with my crazy friend.

Anyone else have one of those friends who you kind of have bail money set aside for?

I have one. I was having lunch with her the other day and she was on her phone giving advice

to someone who was clearly having some kind of crisis. And when she hung up, she said,

sorry, that was my crazy friend. Like, wow, so my crazy friend has a crazy friend.

I bet everybody has a crazy friend. I bet everybody here has someone who you kind of keep in

your life because they're so messed up that they make you feel better about how messed up you are.

Like, I bet Courtney Love has a crazy friend. Courtney Love is somewhere right now in a bathtub

full of vodka going, you should just break up with him.

There's a strip club on La Brea called Crazy Girls. Have you seen that? That's kind of a mean name

for a strip club. I mean, I know a lot of strippers have emotional problems and histories of abuse,

but I mean, we don't call Walmart obese fundamentalists.

I've been working on a marketing slogan for Saudi Arabia. I think they've kind of gotten a

bad rap since 9-11, so I want to help them out a little bit. So here it is, marketing slogan for Saudi

Arabia. What happens in Riyadh stays in Riyadh with your hands. Do you guys think of Magneto

took Viagra, his dick would just point north? I always know where the nerds are when I do that joke.

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