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You know, the Sound of Young America is a fun show,

at least I like to think of it that way,

but from time to time we like to get some very, very, very serious, serious, serious,

moral instruction from our friends in the folk duo, God's Pottery.

They're probably best known for performing in comedy clubs,

and on the NBC television show, Last Comic Standing,

gosh, I don't know why, because they are very serious,

and they're here to give us very serious moral advice.

Gideon Lamb, Jeremiah Small Child.

Welcome back to The Sound of Young America.

Hello, Jesse.

Hello, Jesse.

Hello, America.

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