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On this Sound of Young America podcast, comedy from Jordan Morris and Cream.

In just a minute, we'll have Jordan ranks America, but before we get to that,

have you ever wondered how one of those super teams is put together at the FBI?

The Los Angeles sketch comedy group, Cream, has a theory.

Let's go now to the headquarters of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Washington, D.C.,

where a briefing is just getting underway.

Agents?

Our mission is to eliminate a group of Chinese rebel forces led by convicted war criminal Kang Yu.

This is an unusual mission, so I've assembled an unusual group.

First slide, please.

Derek Brass, a decorated soldier in the best sniper I've ever seen.

We served in the Gulf together.

Of course, he developed a pretty dangerous drinking problem after his wife was murdered

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