Comedy: Craig Rowin

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

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Society & Culture

4.7 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2011

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Craig Rowin has a proposition for all you millionaires out there.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Lauren from Cincinnati.
0:02.2	I'm David from New York.
0:03.5	The Sound of Young America is an independent production supported by listeners like me
0:07.9	and you, if you support it.
0:09.8	If you'd like to support the show, look at it.
0:11.8	Visit maximumfund.org and click on donate.
0:15.3	Hi, I'm Craig Rowan.
0:16.8	If you are not a millionaire or somebody who knows a millionaire,
0:20.0	please feel free to turn this off.
0:22.2	It's not for you.
0:23.6	This is for millionaires.
0:26.8	All right, millionaires, listen up.
0:28.6	I have a proposition for you.
0:30.4	Please give me one million dollars.
0:33.7	You have many millions of dollars.
0:36.1	Give me one million.
0:37.6	I don't need it for anything specific, but I think it would be awesome.
0:41.6	Let's get started.
0:43.1	Steven Spielberg.
0:44.4	You're one of America's greatest filmmakers.
0:46.8	You made jaws.
0:48.1	You produced the goonies and back to the future one, two, and three.
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