Hey y'all, Whitney Cummings here. First and foremost, I'm back on the road. Back on the road, new material, new me.

Kind of. I went to a couple therapy sessions. I'm like, new me. June 16th, I'll be in Detroit, Michigan, at the Motor City Casino,

June 17th, I mean Cincinnati, Ohio, at the Hard Rock Casino, to me so much harder when I walk in. The party doesn't start until I walk in.

Did I just become steel on June 23rd to 25th? I'm going to be at the Brea, California, Brea Improv working out new material. This is actually the one we're going to shoot. I'm figuring out my next special. So come to Brea, help me figure out what I should keep in, what I should not keep in. Don't worry, I won't do crap or video.

Don't worry, I won't suck you guys into my, my, my rigmarole, pedaling my wares. I love the idea that now with crowdwork videos, someone's just like in the front row, like coming to see a show and someone's like, hey, what's up with your wife?

Because she's fat and it's like 90 million views or like you guys should never sit in the front row. Communions are monsters. We're basically doing to the audience now what Will Smith did to Chris Rock.

August 11th, I'm going to be in Lake Charles. Is that Louisiana?

Louisiana. I'm going to be in Louisiana at the Grand Event Center August 26th, I'll be at Rancho Marrages. Don't bring up that word ever. The Rancho Marrages in, nope, it's in Rancho, Marrages, California, the ballroom. Oh, yeah, Agua, Caliente. This is basically Palm Springs.

This is why I'm getting confused. My dyslexia just got me and it got me good on October 8th. I'm going to be somewhere, I'm going to be in Waterville, Maine. That's right at the Waterville Opera House. So guys, I am starting my opera career and I am not do, I am singing opera at this. This is I'm not doing comedy.

You should do an only opera house tour. I'm doing I'm doing opera, which might be funnier than stand up at this point. October 27th, I'm going to be in Miami, Florida. Well, kind of Miami, Florida, Jason, I'm going to be on the fully loaded cruise with the great bird, Christ, if he survives this press tour.

I don't know man, he looks tired. He's been through, but you guys should see the machine. It's fucking helped. Oh, I can't curse. Also, the reason that I've aged 600 years, the only fans rose throughout. If you're confused, I can't help you make a wish. It's free on only fans TV. People, what's only fans TV? But you, but you know what Roku is?

Really?

Who wants a world and fans TV? I just saw the show on Roku. You figured that out.

Remember when you got quibi and you just how, how, what's the confusion? I don't only fans is a website. You've heard of it. Just do OF dot TV.

Anywhere there's a search bar. Just type it anywhere. There's a search bar. Yeah, I'm going to, there's this new thing on to be. How did you get that so quickly in your brain?

It's easier for you to wrap your head around to be and voodoo VU DU and there's another one. What is it?

BOO BOO BOO BOO BOP! It's on the BOP BOP BOP streaming network. So OF dot TV slash Whitney slash roast OF dot TV slash Whitney dash. No, shit. OF TV.

So, OF dot TV slash Whitney's like Whitney dash. There's a difference between the slash and it's only fans which probably call it a dash. So OF dot TV backslash.

Burt dash. I think it's a forward.

I'm going to look at it. No, I think it's a backslash. Let's see. Oh, forward slash or you've been to TV. What are you about to bring up an accent to go? It's forward slash forward slash what do I say backslash? Yeah.

Okay. OF dot TV slash Whitney dash comings dash presents. Oh, that's both of it. Well, that's your own series. Oh, got it, got it, got it.

Are Google Whitney Cummings roast Google Burt Christ your roast it'll come right up there sweet pea. I don't know what to tell you. Someone's in my house. I gotta go.

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