Comedian Paula Poundstone

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Comedic icon Paula Poundstone, host of the "Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone" podcast, performs stand-up for the lucky crowd at the Ed Sullivan Theater. You can see Paula on tour now, tickets and more tour dates are available at paulapoundstone.com. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Race the rudder, raise the sails, raise the sales!
0:05.0	Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over.
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0:13.0	Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.
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0:21.4	To get £100 off your first campaign, go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your credit.
0:26.6	That's LinkedIn.com slash lead. Terms and conditions apply.
0:31.1	Whoa, look! Is that Dragonite? Dragon-type Pokemon have arrived. Discover in Happy Meal now.
0:39.3	Some fun, some food, it's all inside this Happy Meal.
0:43.3	Until 17th of June, from 11 AM includes one pre-selected book or toy.
0:47.3	Pokemon range comprises toys only, whilst thoughts last.
0:50.3	It's the Late Show P, with Stephen Colbert.
0:59.0	My next guest is a comedic icon and host of the podcast. Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.
1:05.0	Please welcome Paula Pound zone. Hey!
1:13.6	There it is.
1:18.6	Hi!
1:19.6	How are you?
1:22.6	Thank you so much.
1:24.6	You know, hey, how are you?
1:26.6	I'm so glad that you're here because you know what?
1:29.7	Laughter is really good for stress. And we have been under so much stress, right?
1:38.5	That I would argue since the gold escalator, but certainly the last period of time just so stressful.
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