Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts, the good Lord with the most, the one and only

Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.

If you enjoy listening to the God pod, please give us five stars and write us a nice review.

If you aren't sure how to do that, that's okay. We forgive you, for you know not what you do.

Simply Google Search How to Write a Podcast Review

and an article titled How to Review Podcast on iTunes and Why You Should will pop up.

Basically, our standings in the charts are totally determined by how many people take the time to write reviews.

So if you can see it in your heart to write us a nice review, it would really help.

Thank you.

But what to say? Well, here's a nice review we just got.

Christine says, thank you so much for this podcast. God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit,

you all work perfectly together.

Take care.

Writing review is free.

But, if, sadly, you've got a lot of money burning a hole in your pocket

that you just don't know what to do with. We understand. We're here for you.

For you, there is always the option of becoming a patron. You'll gain access to our private

chat server where you can talk to fellow patrons and chat with me, the Lord thy God.

You also gain access to special episodes.

Like this week, for example, our patron exclusive episode is titled God's Hot Goss drama and

gossip from behind the scenes at the God Pot.

This is stuff that's just too hot for public consumption.

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