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🗓️ 9 July 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Dear Humans,
We celebrated the holiday weekend by chatting with comedian Kiran Deol! Kiran’s comedy special Joysuck tackles the task of fighting the suck with joy. It’s out now on Prime, don’t miss it!
In this latest God Pod, we discuss:
When Kiran played the Virgin Mary in a school play. We use the opportunity to check in on Jesus’s relationship with his mom.
The Orcas’ war on Billionaires
How social media algorithms make growing The God Pod a constant uphill battle.
“Chill Hell” and how Satan has been doing.
Why Kiran doesn’t trust people who are anti-grill.
God’s hot bod.
…And more!
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Thursday, July 10 at 2 PM ET: Author Aymann Ismail!
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0:00.0 | It's not you. We think everyone's stupid. |
0:07.1 | I get that. |
0:08.3 | Well, I do. Jesus is much more forgiving. |
0:11.3 | I tend to be a little more optimistic about humans. |
0:14.6 | Is it because of your rainbow that you're wearing? |
0:18.6 | Yeah. Well, I am gay. So there's that. |
0:21.4 | I'm showing my pride. Oh, that's so nice. |
0:22.6 | I'm wearing a, I'm wearing, I wore a call Congress. |
0:25.7 | Ooh. |
0:26.4 | Oh, that's a great shirt. |
0:27.9 | Did it work? |
0:29.2 | Um, well, you guys tell me, you guys look pretty sad when I came in. |
0:32.5 | So I'm going to get. |
0:33.1 | Yeah, no, it's, it didn't work. Nice shirt, though. We talked to this Obama's former Obama speechwriter the other day, right? |
0:41.7 | And he was like, yeah, people are. |
0:45.0 | David lit. |
0:45.7 | He was like, yeah, contact your senators. |
0:48.4 | And then he was like, and contact your house. |
0:50.7 | He was like, actually don't bother contacting your house members. |
0:54.1 | Really? Well, he was basically like, there's't bother contacting your house members. Really? |
0:55.0 | Well, he was basically like, there's no point. It's all gerrymandered. I was like, holy shit. |
1:00.4 | He said that? Did he say that, Jesus, or did I just imagine that? |
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