Comedian Jeff Ross + Chris Long For Episode 500
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 81.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2019
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
NBA Finals Game 1 and Kevin Durant is smiling. Drake vs the Warriors, rest vs rust, and Siakam was on fire. If we were up 100 on the Warriors in the 4th quarter could we win. (3:12-13:08) Stanley Cup Final Game 2. (13:08-16:18) We celebrate our 500th PMT episode with our very first guest, Chris Long, for a 4 good minutes interview. (16:19-26:36) Fyre Fest of the Week (26:37-36:26) Comedian Roast Master Jeff Ross joins the show to talk about his career, the art of the roast, his most memorable roast, and he tells the story of his Prank Battle with Cousin Sal that ended with Tom Cruise mediating it at Jimmy Kimmel's house. (38:10-1:18:27) Segments include not afraid to go there, Doug Gottlieb, (1:21:41-1:27:12) Sabermetrics Football anouncers and the Over, (1:27:13-1:30:13) Tebow Update,(1:30:14-1:30:48) Scottie Pippen is suing a 5 year old, (1:30:49-1:32:14) and FAQ's.(1:32:15-1:40:18)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.4 | Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. |
| 0:10.3 | On today's part in my take, the 500th episode. |
| 0:15.3 | Number 500. What is that in Spanish? |
| 0:18.1 | Cinque de trace. |
| 0:22.0 | Cinque de... |
| 0:25.0 | Well, it's the 500th episode. |
| 0:26.8 | 500. 500. We've made it. I don't know how we've made it. |
| 0:30.5 | We're going to talk a little bit about that. We're going to talk about NBA Finals first. |
| 0:34.2 | We have comedy roast master Jeff Ross. |
| 0:37.8 | Hilarious story. He tells us about his prank war with cousin Sal, which he still is like |
| 0:43.6 | to this day. A little torn up about it. A little like scars there. Tom Cruise actually fixed it for him. |
| 0:49.3 | So he tells that whole crazy story. We have the heart. |
| 0:52.2 | Quenientos. You googled it? No, just remember. Okay, you googled that. We have the first, |
| 0:58.6 | bubble is just shaking his head like, bro, you just googled that. |
| 1:02.0 | We have the first ever part of my take, guess Chris Long back on for fastest or best four minutes. |
| 1:09.4 | Good for good minutes. For good minutes. Yeah, that was the for the first show or the second show |
| 1:14.4 | for your counting. We tried that and it filled spectacularly. So we have all that. A packed Friday show |
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