Big Al so happy you've been listening. He wants to give you all kisses. Are you missing? Is the kiss?

Is that a good tattoo? I think so. Are you missing the kisses?

It's the Kid Cratic Morning Show.

Kid Nation, we are so excited because I think we take like a year break from talking to

each other here with our next guest. But last time we talked to her was in August of 2021

and she was pregnant. And now she's making her return on the show with a big announcement.

Hey, the baby. Well, yes, the baby won't born big out of that. But let's welcome back to the show.

One of our favorite comedians out there. Eliza Schlesinger, everybody.

Hi, Eliza. What if I was still pregnant with that same baby?

That would be a huge announcement. I would call you a huge liar because I've seen your Instagram.

I would call you Jessica Simpson 2.0. I've never seen someone pregnant longer.

Diana. But hi, you guys. Yeah, pumped to come back after taking a hiatus from not speaking to

each other for a little over a year. We're back. We're finally back. And the big announcement is that

you got a you got a tour coming out. You got the hard feelings tour. Yeah, it starts like all

global tours do in Milwaukee. But then I wanted to get Houston, Austin and Dallas and

full grand prairie. But it still counts. Yeah, yeah, that's enough. Do you add certain jokes knowing

what state you're going to? You're like, oh, they'll definitely hit. These jokes will definitely

hit in Texas versus Milwaukee. It's less about adding the jokes. And it's I really believe,

you know, nobody wants to feel bad when they leave. Everybody's got their personal politics.

So I do a pretty good job of walking a fine line so that everybody leaves my show thinking

I was making fun of the other person. That's really smart. You know, if you make fun of

men, you got to also make fun of women. If you go once, I kind of like to walk the middle ground.

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