Comedian Demetri Martin

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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When standup comedian Demetri Martin recently returned to New York City after a long absence, it became clear to him why everyone is always rushing around. Demetri’s latest comedy special, “Demetri Deconstructed,” is streaming now on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.0	It's the Late Show Hot Show with Stephen Colbay.
1:09.0	Welcome back everybody.
1:10.0	Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is a stand-up comedian who has just released his seventh
1:14.7	comedy special Dimitri deconstructed. Please welcome back to the late show Dimitri Martin. I feel like this is going well.
1:25.0	What? This is going well.
1:28.0	This? Yeah.
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