Welcome to the God Pod. This is God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.

You're starting lineup for today's Pod. He's got holes in his hands and loves swing bands. It's Jesus Christ.

Hello. He parted the Red Sea and has a bad knee. It's sweet baby Moses. Hello. Coming straight out of hell. He's quite the rebel. It's that asshole Satan.

What's up? That's weird.

We know and still quite sure what you're doing there, but we have ideas.

Today on the God Pod, we've got comedian Chris Thorburn is joining us. We'll answer questions from our patrons. We'll do a little Bible study and we'll discuss the latest Me Damn News with no further ado. Hi, Chris.

Hey, you're really nice. Thank you for having me. Did I get your last name right there? You did. You did. Yeah. A lot of people imagine I'm in the middle there. They say Thorneburn, but you got it right.

No, I just caught my attention immediately because it's got four at the beginning. It does. Yeah. A rival of mine. It's like you've burned him.

You know, so I like to think of you just like doors there. You know, he's got his hammer and he's huge and swollen. And then you just didn't diss this shit out of him. Yeah.

And he, he's so hurt. He just has to fly away. Anyway, Chris recently went mega viral on Twitter with over 2.4 million views. This video had like 110,000 likes last time I just looked at it. Let's get into this because this video was hilarious.

You want to set it up for Chris? I don't want to ruin it. It's a sketch I made. It's just got the caption watching a film from 2004.

And it's basically just that universal thing of when you throw on an old film that you've not seen in years and you've picked it up to someone.

And you get that one or two awkward scenes where you know, something has not aged particularly well. And I was just like.

Yeah. And it's like what if the entire film was that? And yeah.

Which movies from 2004 are wanted to do? Yeah.

Like somehow a film from 2004 will have aged worse than something from the 70s. I don't know how that works.

I love the caption here. Like are you able to choose the premium is this is great. You've never seen sex times at spring break high.

A very real film. So we don't further ado. Let's watch it. This is Jesus first time. So we're getting his honest reaction which I love.

You've never seen sex times at spring break high.

This was like my favorite film growing up. You were going to love it. I haven't watched it since I was like 15.

Bro, you need to get out of the friend zone and it's the bone zone.

I as well. What are you gay? What's up homos? Well, I can like a bunch of clears.

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