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🗓️ 1 September 2024
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0:36.0 | I'm going to be Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, If you're hearing this well done you found a way to connect to the internet. Welcome to the QAA podcast, Premium Episode 258, come out in Jesus name. |
0:42.0 | As always, we are your host Jake Rachotanski |
0:44.1 | Julian Fields and Travis View |
0:49.3 | Good morning listener |
0:50.9 | Sorry for showing up to your door like this, impromptu and sweating profusely. |
0:55.6 | My hands are compulsively patting the sides of my frock and I refuse to break eye contact. |
1:00.5 | I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you've got a demon in you. |
1:05.9 | The good news is that I've spent my whole life preparing for this day. |
1:10.1 | No, please don't close the door. I wedge my foot in the jam. You begin to panic slightly. |
1:16.0 | No, not that kind of demon, my friend. Not a Catholic demon. This is merely a demon correlating with mundane life problems you may be experiencing. |
1:24.0 | Did you sleep well last night? Have you ever experienced mental illness? |
1:28.0 | Are you afraid? Potentially right now of me? |
1:32.0 | Do you watch Disney movies? Do you sometimes procrastinate instead of getting your work done? |
1:37.8 | No need to answer. I already know. I can sense it you see that you're a human being with relatively ordinary problems |
1:45.5 | That you aren't 100% satisfied with your life your job your relationships your body your thoughts your home your bowel more your liver of vulnerability you failed to hide. Allow me to slip my foot in there, much like I've done with your |
2:05.8 | door and use it as a crowbar to pry you open. You don't need to suffer any longer, see? |
2:11.8 | Because there's a solution. My eye twitches involuntarily. You keep |
2:16.1 | glancing backwards. More of your body weight shifts into holding the door so I don't |
2:20.4 | barge in. No, not an exorcism, a deliverance. I slide a Blu-ray disc past you with the |
2:27.0 | foot that isn't holding your door ajar. Just watch it. Just once. I'll be back to check on you. Slowly my foot retreats, my eyes go dull, and |
2:37.9 | just like that I'm gone. The door is closed and you are alone again. |
2:43.0 | You take a moment to gather yourself before picking up the Blu-ray disc. |
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