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The Commercial Break

Come On Down To Tile Town!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your flu shot! Doin’ cocaine at the Raiders game iPad fiances on 90 Day Fiance Ask TCB! Finding your situationship on the dating apps… This is a slippery slope, babe! Bryan The Therapist has arrived Appointment TV! 60 minutes Survivor The TV landscape has changed Wtf is crapopolis? Are these shows even real? Krissy and her fancy crab… Bachelor in Paradise, baby! Did any of you know Hell’s Kitchen was shrill on TV…? Bryan’s sweaty Press Your Luck audition LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I just want to be so dumb I just want to be hot and dumb I don't want to think

0:06.0

I'm so jealous to people who are just like dumb you know what I mean like I would I be so brain-tat.

0:18.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:20.0

I don't find him to be an extraordinarily affable or likable person.

0:24.4

I agree he's kind of a jerk. Yeah. He used to do I think he used to do like local

0:31.8

commercials for Chicago tile companies.

0:34.3

There's, hi, I'm Pat Saajak for Chicago tile.

0:37.3

Got the best tile and tile, town town.

0:39.8

Come on down.

0:41.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:47.0

Oh yeah, Cass and Kings, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the fifth member of Andy Frasco and the Friscoe for Kristen Joy Hosely. Best to you, Chris.

1:01.0

Best to you, Brian. Like best to you out there in the Bon-Gaz Universe, coming to you live from Atlanta, not live at all, from Atlanta.

1:08.0

Live recording.

1:10.0

Recorded live.

1:11.0

Recorded live. Recorded live.

1:12.0

On our second attempt, because my first first attempt I tried to talk and out came gravel

1:16.0

and we decided rather than turn off the entire audience by my throaty mucacy.

1:20.0

Oh yeah, that's good. Just getting over the flu.

1:25.0

Geez, it's been a long two weeks with his family.

1:28.0

I mean God's sakes when you have 10 to 12 children one of them is

1:34.7

always sick and you know what that means. We take the best precautions we've learned

1:39.0

now Chris we're not I don't think we're very experienced parents, but I think we're getting experience

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