COMC 44 - Hamsters Down the Toilet & A Lost Mayan Civilization

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Arden and Will get wet, wild, and a little weepy over this week's news. First, they return to emotional support pets vs. airline staff, in which a poor hamster gets flushed down an airport toilet. Then they reveal the amazing laser data discovery of ancient Mayan ruins. But then it's more sad news for Nigel, the loneliest bird who died next to his beloved bird statue.
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1:03.0	Well, yeah, you put it up your ass, you smuggle it through.
1:06.6	And then you put a hamster up your ass.
1:09.2	You smuggle it through.
1:10.2	That's the logical thing you could do as a situation. Yeah, ass. You smuggle it through.
1:11.3	Yeah.
1:12.9	They're used to burrowing.
1:17.4	Well, hello, everybody.
1:18.5	I'm Arden Rose.
1:20.0	And I'm Will Dobbershire. And you're listening to crash on my couch.
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