COMC 41 - Grandpa's Edibles & The Anti-Masturbation Cereal

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Fifth graders on edibles, mind control, and the cereal cure for "self pollution" - this week's stories are off their nuts! Arden and Will first talk about a 9 year-old weekly ignorant who accidentally got her classmates high on Grandpa's marijuana gummies. Then they marvel at how multiple doctors almost mistakenly performed an autopsy on an actually alive man. Finally, they dive into John Harvey Kellogg (yes, the man who brought you Corn Flakes) and his serious, serious issues with all things sex.
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1:00.3	You couldn't have sugar with your cereal.
1:01.7	You'd want to whip your ding-dong out.
1:03.8	Oh, that makes perfect sense.
1:08.0	Well, hello, everybody.
1:09.9	I'm Martin Rose.
1:10.9	And I'm Will Dobbshit.
1:12.5	And you're listening to Crash on My Couch.
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