COMC 32 - Self Marriage & Thanksgiving (Not) Fun Facts

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date.

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0:00.0	We all love a good mystery, but that doesn't mean we love mystery meat.
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0:38.1	It's loaded with collagen.
0:39.8	You know, this stuff your body starts losing around age 20,
0:42.7	and by 50, you've lost about 25%.
0:45.7	That seems like a lot.
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1:00.3	Can I be your mistress?
1:01.5	Yeah.
1:02.1	That would be sexy.
1:03.9	You can be my mistress.
1:05.0	Can you cheat on yourself with me?
1:06.1	Yeah.
1:06.4	Don't tell yourself.
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