COMC 24 - Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy...
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0:55.8	You really think I missed her hide when I drink?
0:58.8	Well, yeah, you get a little bit like, sometimes you can get a little bit angry.
1:03.1	Whatever.
1:04.1	I'm also so nice and sweet all the time.
1:09.4	Well, hello, everybody. I'm Arden Rose.
1:12.3	And I'm Will Dobbshire.
1:13.8	And you're listening to Crash on My Couch.
1:19.3	Which is our one-stop, pit stop, of the internet.
1:22.6	Of all the interesting things that you would like to hear about.
1:26.0	Ain't that right, Willie D?
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