COMC 17 - Comic Con Ban & Outback's Bloomin' Onion Cult

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2017

⏱️ 28 minutes

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This week, Arden and Will get you caught up on some ridiculous news! First, they share the feud between United Airlines and TSA that all began with some Comic Con comic books. They also alert you about the satanic symbols in the Outback Steakhouse locations, and the Bloomin' Onion cult that everyone should join. Then they jump back into spidey shenanigans, in which an eight-legged monster traps an Australian couple inside their own home. (Don't think about all the spiders crawling in your house right now...)
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1:00.3	So they sacrifice people at the steakhouses.
1:03.5	Yes, and then they fry our blooming onions in human fat.
1:09.4	Well, hello, everybody. I'm Arden Rose. And I'm Will Dobbershire. And, hello, everybody.
1:11.2	I'm Arden Rose.
1:12.3	And I'm Will Dobbshire.
1:13.8	And you're listening to Crash on my couch.
1:19.3	Which is our one-stop pit stop of the internet of all the interesting things that you would
1:24.5	like to hear about.
1:26.0	Ain't that right, Willie D.
1:27.3	That is right.
1:31.2	This week on Crash on My Couch,
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