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Crash On My Couch

COMC 11 - Friend Breakups, Revenge Fantasies & the Hunt for Sex Partners

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2017

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

This week, Arden and Will help you with all your relationship troubles! First, they share their tips on how to find a sex partner so you won't die a virgin. They also answer your questions about where to find new friends who won't abandon you, why you should stop caring about being a loner, and whether or not everything really does happen for a reason...
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0:00.0

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0:04.7

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0:10.5

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0:15.2

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0:18.3

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0:21.8

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0:28.1

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0:34.0

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0:39.0

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0:44.7

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0:51.1

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1:00.3

When you first took a bar of that poison-laden churro, you probably didn't think this is going to end up with a boyfriend.

1:08.0

Well, hello, everybody.

1:09.8

I'm Martin Rose. And I'm Arden Rose.

1:10.9

And I'm Will Dobbish.

1:12.4

And you're listening to Crash on my couch.

1:17.9

Which is our one-stop pit stop of the internet.

1:21.2

Of all the interesting things that you would like to hear about.

1:24.6

Ain't that right, Willie D?

1:25.8

That is right.

1:27.0

This week we answer your very important questions about getting dumped by your friends.

1:31.4

Regretting all the things you could have been.

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