Combat Barbie: Female Marine calls out the Military

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🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week, things get real when Bunnie welcomes Combat Barbie, Rianna Conner Carpenter, to thank her for her sexy service. Combat Barbie opens up about growing up on a farm, turning family trauma into her power, and what it was really like having spreads in magazines like Maxim and Playboy. She also shares what she's learned from being married 3 times, and what she's looking for in a man now.

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0:00.0	Is this thing on?
0:02.0	Alright, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready
0:10.0	She's got a nest that shakes like Michael J. Fox so get up there and throw throw throw them dollars
0:15.0	Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up, eSexy mother fuckers. Welcome to another episode of dumb blonde today
0:22.9	My lady boner is standing up to loot right now. Oh, I got one of the hottest you're a serge, right?
0:28.9	Yes, one of the hottest serge is sitting on the dumb blonde couch right now
0:35.0	Combat Barbie
0:37.0	Aka is it Rihanna or Rihanna either or it's supposed to be Rihanna, but I'm white. So I'm like Rihanna
0:41.9	Listen, my name is Alyssa, so I hate people are like Allison
0:45.9	Alicia and I'm like no, I just got to the point where I don't even correct people anymore
0:49.7	What's up, baby? How are you? I can't even talk your nose. I'm so excited honestly
0:54.5	I'm trying to do this for what to do since 2019. We've been trying to get together, but you're a fart
1:00.0	You're a hard to tie down
1:01.7	I'm sorry. No, it's good. What's what's been going on so far?
1:06.1	Oh my god. What was it? Right? Well, let me let me look into my interview
1:11.1	I wrote out in 2019 and get some notes right here
1:14.5	You were doing traveling back then actually and you you just made a recent move right from Vegas
1:20.2	Where are you at now North Carolina? Good old fake bill
1:22.9	I actually I'm not a cousin. Yeah, of course. Yes. This is my show. We encourage cussing
1:28.8	Fayette Noms where I live now, but what was what was about North Carolina that Feckin was like I got to move her so
1:37.0	Vegas God I haven't told anybody this is the first I've told anybody in the world besides you
1:40.9	You know, yeah, I was really bad on drugs and porn and everything in Vegas
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