I need someone to cheat with to go have a pizza and be like,

girl, I'm here. I'm here for all your sinning and like, I like this is the

Nikki and Bree show. Welcome back everyone to another episode of the Nikki and

Bree show. That's right. Finally, finally, Bree's back in Napa Valley. Only for a

couple days though. Only here a couple days. Thank you for gracing your

presence here for us people in Napa Valley. You're welcome. And how excited

were you that I got home? I mean, of course. Well, no, this is a thing. Bree surprises me.

She's like, I'm actually coming in. This was Sunday evening. She's like, I'm

coming in early and I was at a barbecue that was literally down the street

from our houses. And I go, we'll stop by. I come get an apparel spritz. Say hello

to the fam. And she's like, no, like, I'm kid-free. So I'm going home. Well,

that's not what I said. Pretty much. I didn't say kid-free. It's, you know, when you get

really excited to get home, I wanted to just get into my house kind of unpack. Look at

it. I wanted to go check my garden, which I have a thousand tomatoes growing and bell

peppers and our cucumbers are growing like crazy. Amazing. It's amazing. We got one pumpkin.

You have to see my pumpkin. Okay. But by the way, I never knew cucumbers had spikes.

Well, what kind of cucumber? A spiky one. I don't know. I wonder if that's which one

you guys said. And it's like a long john. So would that be the English cucumber? No,

English, I thought we're short. No. I don't know. All I know, it's Artim's cucumber and

it's very long and spiky. Ooh. So yeah, so I didn't want to stop by the barbecue because

I was excited just to get home. You know how it is. I wanted to open up the blinds like

my candles. I was literally doing my style of apparel spritz with block to block. And

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