Columbus Day & The Church Of Trolling
Matt D’Elia Is Confused
Matt D'Elia
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Not too young. |
| 0:02.0 | Not too young. Hello and welcome to Matalea is confused. This is Matalea, this is M-Deezel coming at you one more time. It is hot as fucking fuck in Los Angeles |
| 0:32.4 | Even though it's the very middle of October, it should not be this hot. |
| 0:37.2 | But it fucking is. |
| 0:41.0 | So as anyone who listens to the show knows, if it's hot outside, it's unbelievably hot in my recording room and therefore I am unbelievably hot. |
| 0:58.1 | And I haven't even been recording for a minute |
| 1:01.9 | and I'm sweating like a motherfucker. So this would be a good |
| 1:07.2 | episode. Monday, there's a lot going on in the world, but Monday was what I I guess I'll just lead I'll lead with this |
| 1:21.3 | Monday was according to my iPhone calendar was two different holidays. |
| 1:28.0 | Two different holidays stacked up top. I got a fucking I was on my computer on |
| 1:34.8 | Sunday I get an alert tomorrow is and then I get two alerts right next to each other |
| 1:39.5 | first Columbus Day second 2nd Indigenous People's Day. |
| 1:49.0 | Now, how about... How about we don't have two holidays on the same day? |
| 1:57.0 | Indigenous People's Day, I'm going to put to the side because that is self-explanatory. |
| 2:06.2 | There doesn't seem to be much controversy around that. |
| 2:09.8 | Except from the people who insist that it is only one day and that that one day is only Columbus Day. |
| 2:27.6 | Now here's the thing when I was a kid when many of us were kids when most of us were kids |
| 2:37.1 | In fact maybe this is still the case I have no idea but but when I was a kid we learned about Christopher Columbus and the quote discovery of America and there was no controversy about it, not really. |
| 2:45.0 | Not when I was a kid, I only knew of Christopher Columbus as a hero. |
| 2:50.0 | As I got older, went to university, actually decided to read books and learned a little bit more, filled out more of my mind about |
| 3:09.3 | Christopher Columbus and the quote discovery of America which is already misleading because you can't |
| 3:19.2 | discover a place that people have already been to. |
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