Hello everybody! Welcome to the Rotorough football show. I am Patrick Darni. Join my Mr. Danny Carter. Is it Monday? Is it Tuesday? We will not tell you. We are not allowed to play NBC legal.

We are allowed to tell you we are going to be breaking down the Colts' chaos, the Dolphins' new backfield committee. Everyone is happy about Darni Swiss new usage reality or is it?

And much more. So, so much more. Danny, you liked my intro today. You got me rolling here. Good way to get the show because get the show rolling because it was hard not to be rolling on the floor laughing, Danny.

Danny at the Colts news the broke Monday morning where they fired one of the most respected coaches in the NFL and Frank Reich and replaced him with this is not a joke a high school football coach Jeff Saturday.

He may be a quote 14 year NFL veteran and may quote be in the Colts ring of honor, but seems like a bit of a stretch to name the head coach especially.

This is going to like if you're going to make this higher you need to make this higher in like January 8th, you know, they have like the whole off season to get like the guy was literally like tweeting like on a quite quite literally sitting on his couch tweeting.

And you go through his Twitter lots of really casual football observations, including one that week 10 Indianapolis opponent Las Vegas is quote horrible.

What he tweeted October 30th, Jeff Saturday. So could be an awkward handshake with Joshua Daniels after the game, but I don't even know where to begin with this other than I don't even know where to begin.

Well, it seems like they're teeing it up for a Jeff Saturday Disney plus movie where he is played by Craig James.

Craig James is as he's known has got the market corner and those kind of right.

And it'll be the feel good story of a former Colts player coming into Indianapolis and losing the final eight games.

But getting punched in the face by Josh McDaniels, but learning lessons along the way, you know, such as, hey, Sam Ellinger is not a pro caliber quarterback and Jonathan Taylor is too hurt to play.

And we don't have any receivers behind Michael Pittman things like that, you know, so show us so he'll be learning learning, you know, as he goes.

And how they used to be an organization of stability and or just anything, but right now Jim Urse kind of operating like a loose cannon.

Like a non-Colts matters to me. You got to give him props. He seems to be the one who forced the sale of the Washington commanders. So he's done some good.

But he's ordered a court right now.

Yeah, he ordered a quarterback benching more or less. I mean, reading between the lines. Oh, yeah.

Sort of seems like Jim Urse ordered the benching of Matt Ryan. Then he fired the offensive coordinator Marcus Brady last week. And that was not enough.

He fired Frank Reich on Monday. Again, one of the more respected coaches in the NFL.

Our friend Rich Rebar. I'm not going to list all the numbers, but he definitely.

He cited enough numbers to show that they're the cult's performance against the Patriots. The offensive performance was one of the worst in recent history.

But what did you expect? Like, you know, you you have a banged up offensive line, even a full health and not very good Sam Ellinger.

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