When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

This dementia is aggressive.

Really? So is the drinking.

You know, I've never been on a private plane before.

And I'm very serious?

No, never.

What are you a Martian?

You're really demented.

You're actually demented.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues.

In today's episode, Colton Underwood and Justin Sylvester joined the show.

We talk about virgins, micro penises, and white girl vacations.

Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Well, we were talking about my sty, which looks better today, but you have a weird remedy that you were recommending. This was like casting a spell. No, I'm telling you, I swear. Boil the egg. Throw the salt on your shoulder. No, a nurse taught me this. A nurse taught me that if you have a sty and you want to keep a hot compress because if you warm a towel up, it'll only stay warm for three minutes. You're right. So what you do is you boil an egg, you take the egg out the boiling water once it starts boiling, wrap it in a paper towel, put a little bit of water on the paper towel, and put the egg on your face because the egg will last, will stay hot for 10, 15 minutes. And if I lie on my back, I can put that egg right in my eye socket. Exactly. Okay. And it works like a dream. Okay. I swear to you. That makes sense to me. And then what you do is you keep the egg and when you're ready to do it again, you put the egg back in the boiling water and reuse the same egg. I thought he was going to say you eat it. I was so ready for that.

I was like breakfast too. Do you suffer from Styes, Colton? I don't. I wash my hands. Any of any dad like you. Well, here's the problem. You know, you're on this whole promotional tour right now. You are shaking all of these people's hands. You have no idea where they've been. Totally. And that's how I believe fecal matter was transferred from someone's hand to mine, probably Justin's, and then I rubbed my eye. But Kean, you also get Sties, you were telling me. He also eats ass. I used to, like in high school. Okay. Yeah. Have you guys ever had Pink Eye?

I just had two weeks ago. Oh, yeah.

Just wait to Bishop brings that shit home. Oh, no. You're fucked. Yeah, just wait to go to preschool. You're going to get Pink Eye. Bro. So is Jordan. I don't know if we're sending him to school. Are you going to homeschool him? We're going to bring it to a shooter in.

Jordan hates when I talk about this, but I'm going to talk about it.

Yeah, we like, I'm like, I don't want him sitting in a desk for eight hours. Oh, no, they won't. No, they won't at preschool. But you have to find a very play-based, I have one. A very play-based preschool. I think about pods. You've heard like those where the kids get together four or five of them and the parents basically go in and split the costs of what like a teacher or a tutor would be.

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