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From Hollywood, California, by way of the Broken Skull Ranch, this is the Steve Austin show.

Give me a hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Now, here's Steve Austin.

Gunshots fired in the area.

Coke, Madison, here at 316 gimmick stream.

Here, Colt, welcome to the house, man. How are you? You know, I was scared to come to... You know, we're not at the Broken Skull Ranch. Well, we are. Okay. West Coast Division. The West Coast Division. I thought, okay, we're here, and this is nice and safe. But yeah, literally as you pushed record there, you think that was a gunshot? That was probably a garage door closing. Probably a garage door closing.

I'm going to say that so you don't freeze up and get nervous on me and I lose conversation. It'll be like Cindy Brady on the Brady Bunch back when they started filming her on the game show gimmick and she just froze up and look at the camera. I can't have you freeze up. We've got to deliver audio whoop-ass. So as far as you know, it was a garage door. And you also can't give me Brady Bunch references. No Brady Bunch references. Okay. You want to talk Breaking Bad. We can talk Breaking Bad. But we can't start off with 70 shows that I know nothing about. Okay, stop. Stop.

Check it out.

Are you a breaking bad fanatic?

Of course.

Dig this.

My wife and I don't really watch any TV.

Of course, there's some award-winning shows like Redneck Island.

Right.

Of course, we watch.

Our Together TV we watch, and believe this or not, I've announced this on a podcast before people know I'm a pretty tough guy I'm a pretty macho guy but I'm not afraid to admit that I

watched the bachelor and the bachelor's with my wife and it hurts me to say that I probably lost

a couple of man cards across this globe but my wife just started watching Breaking Bad two nights ago. She watched the pilot, was totally hooked. I was in the kitchen making something. I saw a couple of scenes. I've heard all the hoopla. I know it's badass. So my wife is a recent convert. She's in there. She hooked up the Apple TV in there, and she's watching her right now.

So you want me to tell you all this?

Oh,

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