Colson Swears On Primetime TV!
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
👅 Jack and Colson have been on a shiny floor gameshow together to raise money for charity. And could there be a better contestant for a word game show than Colson Smith, as he’s reprimanded for his pre-watershed language.
If you want to donate to cleaning Jack’s canal then head here.
And to support Colson’s kids in Kenya then here’s the link.
There’s also an all timer of a Would You Rather that makes you ask “how would you get gloves on tongues?”, and we have quite a technical Trick of the Trade.
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| 1:15.4 | Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with me, Colson. |
| 1:16.9 | Me, Jack. |
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