Colson's Hair Transplant
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
🧑🏻🦰 Well hello! To settle you into your week, no matter how brilliant or bleak your horizon looks we’ve got loads of fun to perk it up. Colson reveals some extraordinary bodily facts about gingers and gives all the follicular details of his hair transplant, while Old Father Ben brings some *tales from the past*, back to a time of pay phones and being on time.
We’ve also got a Colson’s Conundrum which really opens the pizza box on some takeaway behaviour. Just remember as well: “The locals haven’t been to Manchester. It’s freezing here.”
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| 0:00.0 | A Family Day Out with a Difference |
| 0:02.0 | During the race to help build a new Children's Cancer Center at Great Orman Street Hospital. |
| 0:07.0 | RBC Race for the Kids, a family festival and fun run, is coming back to London Hyde Park on Saturday 12th of October. |
| 0:14.0 | Bring the whole family to walk, jog or scoot, 2K or 5K |
| 0:18.0 | and enjoy a day full of music, games and entertainment. |
| 0:21.0 | All while supporting Great Orman Street Hospital Children's Charity. |
| 0:25.0 | Kids Go Free. Sign up to date at gosh.org slash race. Hello and welcome back to On the Sofa with me, Coulson, Jack and Ben. |
| 0:47.0 | This is the show where you kick back with three of your best mates in Soapland and we dose you up with stories from our lives and we give you |
| 0:55.8 | some tales from the world of film and TV plus all sorts of other stuff and because we always |
| 1:02.4 | want to share with you you can get in contact with us by |
| 1:06.6 | emailing us hello at on the sofa show dot com and jack people can get in touch on |
| 1:11.5 | what's that can't they yes they can and that phone number is |
| 1:15.5 | 07457 404 612 that's if you're in the UK if you're not drop the o sticker plus add a four |
| 1:25.7 | Do you think you could do you know your tricks of the train? Yeah the tricks of the trade was line learning |
| 1:30.8 | Yeah, can you do numbers? I can but for some reason. I've never learned |
| 1:37.2 | your own. This is one for you. I know my own. I know your own. I know no one else's. Do you know |
| 1:42.0 | anyone else's phone? No. Are you saying my mom's work number? |
| 1:45.1 | Because it was like 797. If you lost your phone you're stuffed. Can't ring no one. No. I could ring myself. |
| 1:51.4 | Good. On, Good. On what? |
| 1:54.0 | You got a phone. |
| 1:55.0 | You've lost your phone. |
| 1:56.0 | Did you ever used to like ring your old relatives up and when they would answer they would repeat the |
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