Colson's Disastrous Childhood Pond Story
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Colson’s here off the back of feeling rough as toast. He’s swallowed a plate. But that's not the only thing on this episode that'll make him feel unwell thinking about it. Because how did a young Colson get in a whole lot of bother with some washing up liquid?
Elsewhere there’s a Star Story where Ben reaps what his dog chew sowed and we take a trip to a garden centre.
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| 0:00.0 | Mia? |
| 0:01.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:02.0 | Don't forget flu vaccine today. |
| 0:04.0 | Really? |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah, online consent form signed ages ago. |
| 0:07.0 | It helps stop you getting really poorly with flu or passing it on to your baby brother. |
| 0:12.0 | If you have a child in reception to year 11, help protect them with the flu nasal spray vaccine. |
| 0:17.0 | Your child's consent form could arrive by email, text through your school app or in their bag. |
| 0:21.7 | Look out for it and complete it. |
| 0:23.9 | Stay strong, get vaccinated. |
| 0:26.2 | Find out more at NHS.uk slash child-hyphen flu. |
| 0:32.1 | This episode is sponsored by National Theatre at Home. |
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| 1:05.2 | from the comfort of your sofa. I can be sat with my feet up, comfyfies on, start on my lap and just get lost in the |
| 1:13.5 | performance. And Jack, you can just pause it whenever you need to go and make yourself another |
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