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Hello and welcome to SciShow Tangents, the lightly competitive science knowledge showcase.

I'm the host of this tremendously popular international and successful show,

Hank Green. And joining this week as always is science expert, Sarah Erily.

Hello, I'm world renowned. World renowned. I'd say so. And I'll resident

every man, Sam Schultz. Hi, I'm a local boy done good. That's more correct for you, yeah.

What a pleasure it is to be back with all of you today. Back here in the podcast studio,

because my office is still being renovated. And I love it. It's nice to come and see the people.

You look really relaxed. But Sam Schultz knew exactly what he was doing when he on hour or two

ago tweeted a picture of Smokey the Bear and Winnie the Pooh, two bears who wear either a shirt

and no pants or pants and no shirt. Yes. And asking which of these two bears is the filthiest?

Who's the looed bear? A bear with no pants or a bear with no shirt because the weird thing is

you think it'd be the bear with no pants. It should be by all logic, because the man with no pants

would certainly be more. Certainly be the moral. Yes. And yet you look at Smokey and you're like,

sir, stop looking at me like that. He's always looking at me like that for people with the video,

podcast. He's got a big Smokey in his in his big old studio. I don't know how you work under

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