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Hello Bugles and welcome to Bugle Issue 4,225 sub-episode A for A Hiatus is being taken

in Bugle Faction for a couple of weeks whilst Andy goes on holiday.

This week we bring you some previously unheard chunks of spare Bugle that were withheld from

publication when we recorded them due to fate and the will of Zeus.

Or the editorial decisions of Chris can be so hard to tell the difference.

And you can also hear a chunk from the Bugle's sister audio publication The Gargle, the

glossy magazine to the Bugles rigorously serious broadsheet, bringing you a wonderful collection

of comedic talents around the world, some of you will have heard of on the Bugle and

some of whom you will not all host by the one and only Alice Fraser.

Other news now and Australia is clearly very concerned Alice about being first in line

for an alien invasion because it's launched a new space command defence agency Peter

Dutton, Defence Minister of whom I know you're a massive fan.

He stars himself visually very much as a wannabe cartoon Machiavellian shyster daddy

and he said these words he said that Defence Space Command would quote secure Australia's

place in the cosmos.

I mean it must be very exciting for you.

It's very exciting for us it's an attempt to combat sinister superpowers who are presumably

trying to infiltrate our way of life.

It's been run by Air Vice Marshal Kath Roberts who said that she's scared of Australia's

inability to combat Beijing and Moscow's internet activities for the most part satellite

activities.

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