Collings and Herrin - Podcast 98

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🗓️ 16 January 2010

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

So, Richard is back from Mauritius, jet-lagged, with a small put poignant avian gift for Andrew and the rich tan of a vain Giorgio Armani footballer. Having been apart for two weeks, during which Richard developed an unhealthy hatred for a nine-year-old girl in his hotel and saw four films on a plane, and Andrew worked really hard, in our 98th podcast we have plenty to catch up on, including: the snow, Peter Kay's autobiography and the Ronnie Corbett Scandal. We also find time to discuss what Beyonce will do for money, whether Wales counts as a proper country or not, the rubbish threats of Daffy from N-Dubz, the solecisms of poorly educated people and Lenny Henry's big hands.

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0:00.0	Hello! I've still got sand in my shoes. I'm like... I'm like Dido.
0:07.0	Where are having a Dido? She dies. She's as dead as a Dido.
0:11.0	Or a Dodo? Yeah, it's good.
0:13.0	It's not always good.
0:15.0	The opening is very well scripted.
0:17.0	We can put this into our Sony radio awards entry.
0:20.0	Because this room has been cleared up so comprehensively, we sound a little bit echo here.
0:23.7	I think that, maybe, yeah.
0:24.7	Yeah, it's a bigger acoustic.
0:27.5	It's like being on the Royal Festival Hall.
0:29.4	It's been tidied while I've been away with my cleaner.
0:31.0	Amazing nothing to do, so's tied it up this room.
0:33.3	Really? I love that she's very carefully put my three holiopathic remedies that
0:37.8	for me last Christmas on our shelf there. It's very neat. It's good. So yeah I've just
0:42.0	come back from Mauritius. Yeah quite literally.
0:44.8	When were you when did you step foot off Mauritius? About off their time. Yeah.
0:50.1	We left at 10 probably 10 30 at their time, which was about 6.30 here.
0:56.0	And then we arrived at about 7, I'd say.
1:00.0	Our time.
1:01.0	So why, I know I always say this, but I know this is like bad observation of comedy but it really infuriates me
1:05.8	Why's the people are so anxious to get off a plane?
1:10.8	Yeah, I know what you mean? I just can't say they just oh getting up and
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