Collings and Herrin - Podcast 93

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

WARNING! NOT AS GOOD AS LAST WEEK'S! In our 93rd podcast, we drift back into mediocrity after last week's unexpected peak of hilarity based upon the writings of a nine-year-old boy. This week, dozy on pear cider - and in Richard's case, 'a couple' beforehand, like Christmas has come early or something - we go old school and sift through pages and pages of news, important and unimportant, like the sailors who accidentally sailed into Iran, the golfer who accidentally sailed into a cocktail waiter and the lookalike of Simon Cowell who accidentally sailed onto the front cover of the tear-powered Daily Mail.

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0:00.0	Let's do it my phone can you hear the rain out there you can't stand the rain on my
0:06.6	window pane because it is on your window pane listen to it sound Sound effects. Good. We're having a little bit of a drink. Yeah, we've been... We ordered to. Adam Coglin came to see A. I Ottoma. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A I Ottoma today.
0:25.0	Is that the voice I'm doing?
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	And this week...
0:29.0	He came this week and gave me, he said,
0:31.0	I want you to get Andrew Collins drunk for the
0:33.5	pubcars on how much and gave me five a really crumpled horrible five
0:37.4	I didn't take it off him and he said that's like a spit in my face
0:41.7	yeah I don't know wait what century even he's traveled to like spit in my face. Yeah.
0:43.0	I don't know what century.
0:44.0	Even if he's traveled forward from the 18th century
0:47.0	where five pounds would be enough to get someone very drunk.
0:51.0	But I bought three
0:52.6	Oh, it's all right. It's still going.
0:54.1	Was it stopped or not?
0:56.1	No, it's still going.
0:57.3	No, it's still going. No, it's still going.
0:58.3	Yeah, but we know it works. We know it's working.
0:59.7	Um, anyway, so he gave me five pounds, I bought three bottles of sides with it.
1:04.1	Three magnus pair.
1:05.1	And some ice, because I don't have any ice.
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