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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 86 - Live!

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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Podcasts, Andrew, Podcast, News, Herrin, British, Herring, Guide, Newspaper, And, Collings, Richard, Comedy, Collins

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The 86th Collings and Herrin Podcast was recorded at the Three and Ten pub in Brighton before a packed audience of around 50 people, many of who probably wished they had sat further back. Despite the Brighton Fringe using a photo of Richard on his own to illustrate the gig, this was a two-man show, albeit only one of us actually felt inspired to mime what it must be like at an orgy. This was sparked by a story in the Sun about the MoD and a Travelodge, in which the word 'ORGIES' was helpfully picked out in caps; we also cover the Jan Moir Daily Mail gay-bashing outrage ('Are you thinking what she's thinking?' er, no), the Leona Lewis head-punching outrage (and yes, Andrew realises he said Robert Plant when he meant Jimmy Page), and the Cardiff students war memorial-weeing-on outrage. All the outrage that's fit to print. Fortunately, things pick up at the end when the mystery of the Colgate Plax mouthwash bottle is revealed.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We're starting it even though the gig hasn't started yet. Richard and I have backstage.

0:05.0

Backstage? Yeah, it is backstage.

0:07.0

On a staircase, it's like the worst peeling wall paper you've ever seen above our head.

0:12.0

So three and ten.

0:14.0

It might be right to start.

0:15.0

We're ready, any time you are,

0:17.0

that was us being told, that was our cue in show business.

0:20.0

We have to wait for the music to stop.

0:22.0

We have to go through a dirty to stop. A filthy, filthy good.

0:25.0

It's quite good though, we get out, it's there.

0:30.0

This is the plan to the white stripes in this area.

0:32.0

Now it's jet.

0:33.4

Jet.

0:34.4

Jet, they're called jet.

0:35.4

I have one here and this is it.

0:37.4

Still, there was got the garages.

0:38.6

Showing that I'm down with the kids.

0:40.0

You are down with it.

0:40.8

Yeah, down with the...

0:41.8

Here we go, we're ready to go.

0:43.0

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome College and Heron!

0:46.0

I'm going to go first.

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