Collings and Herrin - Podcast 79 - Live From Edinburgh!

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In the fifth and final of our live, daily podcasts from the Underbelly in Edinburgh, we had our first almost lethally hot one, with sweat dripping down the walls of the Belly Laugh almost as if solely to prove that some cliches are true. Although it is Sunday and thus there is no news in the newpapers, we managed to extract something out of [i]News Of The World[/i]'s Kerry Katona video, the travails of Danielle Lloyd and Michael Jackson's Frankenchildren, while - as has become tradition in Edinburgh - lightly and affectionately insulting anyone in the front row. We remain filthily sponsored by Profanity App. Incidentally - this podcast is about 5 seconds shorter than normal, not because of a glitch caused by rivulets of sweat dripping into the laptop, but because, as you'll hear, Andrew was legally bound to remove a certain untrue claims that Richard kept repeating just so that Andrew would have to come back to the flat and painstakingly remove it.

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0:00.0	It's on the clank of bottles tell us I don't want to do it
0:04.9	I don't want to do it now. Let's not do it then. Yeah.
0:07.0	We'll make this the last one shall we? We'll just cut we'll cancel the rest.
0:10.8	We'll cancel the other podcasts.
0:13.0	Yeah, we can't afford to pay PRS.
0:17.0	Don't listen to this music.
0:18.0	It will cost us money. Thank you. It's 139 for two. I wish I was in the future and knew what was going to happen like the people were listening to this.
0:46.0	I envy them.
0:48.0	You wouldn't have to do it. I wish I could travel into the future. I'm going to do it at one second at a time.
0:57.0	Did you bring the drinks?
0:58.0	Yeah, because I did, I'm not a fucking idiot.
1:00.0	Like your mom. Before we start, Rich, do you notice anything different about me?
1:07.0	You shaved off all your facial hair?
1:11.0	I've shaved off my sideburns. They're gone. They started out there, then
1:15.8	one went up there, now they both gone. I just had enough of them. You don't have the commitment.
1:19.4	I've had my facial hair for three best part of three months. I got tired of people shout
1:23.4	myself out of me in the street in Edinburgh. Yeah. Peter's up, clear finish out.
1:26.7	Friend West. He beat us up in the making. Yeah. You can see where you're going with those tiny side firms.
1:34.8	Then you get your HGB license.
1:37.8	You're a sly wanking shaft liquor?
1:46.0	Which is good to be sly. A sly shaft liquor, that takes some doing.
1:49.0	It does.
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