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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 68

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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And, Collins, Herrin, Herring, British, Richard, News, Comedy, Collings, Andrew, Newspaper, Podcasts, Guide, Podcast

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In our 68th podcast, Andrew has come hotfoot from reviewing the newspapers on Nick Ferrari's breakfast show on London's LBC, a non-stop commercial talk station ('London's Big Conversation'), and thus has read all of the newspapers, cover to cover, that's all of them, including the 'X-rated' Daily Star. For once, it's all news, and no nonsense or housekeeping or catchphrases or plugs for things we are doing or Richard complaining about being tired: the redacted MPs' expenses, the Wheelie Bin Revolution, the difference between Alesha Dixon and Arlene Philips, Sir Fred Goodwin's chimney-sweeping pennance, the 'Tarmaccing community', Jordan's 'X-rated' romp, the allure of nappies to the urban fox, and the great fluoridation debate. The one question we don't answer is, 'Who is Virgilio Anderson?'

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello I'm a bit tired so as Andrew. Welcome to the Collins and Herring

0:06.3

podcast sponsored by the Rhythm Festival

0:10.3

wah rhythm festival dot com that is how I've decided to now say

0:18.4

W. W. You gonna say what? Yeah, because Matthew Chadwick I believe it was emailed in to say I've been

0:24.9

saying W W dot you have yeah but that's just you speak very fast you're always

0:29.4

I'm lazy but then someone else as what?

0:34.0

No that might stop your voice going into the microphone.

0:36.0

It won't want to muffle your voice.

0:38.0

Then James Farley has agreed that Dubby, because I wrote about it on my blog,

0:41.0

W. W. is a stupid acronym acronym is it actually has more syllables in the version than just saying

0:46.2

Worldwide Web.

0:47.2

It does.

0:48.2

Worldwide Web.

0:49.2

You say Worldwide Web and I'll say

0:50.4

W.W.

0:51.2

At the same time.

0:52.2

One, two, three. W. W. W. W. W. W, say about the same time.

0:55.0

So, uh, syllables.

0:59.0

W W takes less time.

1:00.0

That's what, W W gives, uh, that you, but my W. W. W. G. But my W. W. W. Gives there.

1:03.2

But my W. W. W. W. W. W.

1:05.0

Yeah.

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