Hello, I wanted to just start with an apology. I was being very silly, a bit caught up in at the moment,

and I've apologized to the tortoise. I believe he is graciously accepted, not yet had the chance to

apologize to Mrs Collins. I'm a bit embarrassed, thought I might make it worse

by, because she doesn't know what I've said, so. it's

to make it worse by because she doesn't know what I've said so I only do this podcast to make people laugh and stuff and it's got beyond the point where I do that so I'd like not to do this podcast anymore.

I've loved the podcast and the opportunity Andrew Collins has given me.

It's dead sad my actions led to Andrew Collins and me being attacked in the way it has.

I take complete and out of responsibility for that and I, this is, I tendering my resignation and

that is it, that's all I will will say thank you. It's very noble but I

meanwhile I'm awaiting my fate. There's talk that I may be sat on the

podcast but until I have that meeting at the BBC today,

I won't know.

So you've done the right thing.

Thanks.

You've fallen on your sword, which considering Russell Brandt is such a swordsman.

It's something I'm surprised he hasn't already done before just tricked over and

falling on his own sort. Do you like the fact that Russell Brand, whilst doing this

apology that I've just cleverly parrode in earlier jokes on you jokes. Sattire.

We can't be sacked, but I'd realize now if we ever get a proper job

that the daily mail is just going to employ someone to listen back to all 36 episodes

and then we'll be sacked immediately for the things we

before we didn't start it's about fucking tortoises and worse things and that much

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