You said were you ready and I wasn't ready I had to do a cough but I did it deliberately at the start

ha ha ha that's my first prank. What we will do today is try not to talk over each other. Okay. I'm just taking my chewing gum out.

Oh, you weren't even ready.

No, I am now. Why did we start? That's 21 seconds wasted.

Yeah, wasted. Yes, well that would be good, you know. We get over excited sometimes.

Well, you know, it gets good.

That's good. Stop talking over me. But it's good to be ever excited. I'm making a fair point.

So what happened if we were just sitting here going...

It's a difficult balance to get under it. That is the problem.

What happened I need to know before I continue?

What are you in the top 10 Sunday Times bestsellers list?

No, I'm not. Your evil plan has failed. For those who are not following the story,

in our weekly one hour long soap opera, Richard's evil plan was to get all of you to buy my book in a week thus get me into the

top ten bestsellers then I would drop out the week after embarrass me

embarrassed my publishers who would have printed up loads more copies of my book

and sent them out to bookshocks that didn't want them and it's failed because either not

enough of you did it or there aren't that many of you out there.

How many did it?

Well, I don't know because it only, they only print the top 10 in the Sunday time,

so it's not in the top 10, so therefore it didn't sell something like

one and a half thousand copies.

Fuck you, you wankers.

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