Collings and Herrin - Podcast 154

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🗓️ 16 March 2011

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Richard's back! For one day only! So we present a brand new, topical podcast, Number 154 (numbered after the excellent 1979 album by the post-punk group Wire, one of Richard's favourites). Rather than dwell on the horrible geological events in Japan, we turn instead to the last two weeks of Richard's tour and go through his diary looking for interesting stories to tell. While he was away, battling Christians and Psychic Sally, Andrew had the quietest birthday ever and experienced the most emotionally draining week of his professional life, while accidentally keeping up with the money bid on his much more successful colleague on Twitrelief, a charity initiative misunderstood by some idiots. Also featuring: a guest star from the world of insects: this possibly radioactive ladybird, followed by its tiny son or daughter.

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0:00.0	Hello. As I'm sure Stuart Lee would tell you. I knew that.
0:13.0	At least in 1979 on Harvest Records.
0:16.0	Some bloke in Chorley gave me a piece of paper with something on it that was meant to ask you,
0:21.0	but I've lost it.
0:22.0	So there you go. It's about some full thing that you're meant to ask you but I've lost it so there you go surely is about some
0:24.0	fall thing that you're meant to he's gonna test you on sorry about that mate but you
0:27.6	know cold hard cash I'm still got one more mastermind to go on six music so maybe I'll do the fall as my final one and then you can send it into that.
0:37.0	Okay well I've lost the piece paper.
0:38.0	Don't worry about it.
0:39.0	There's something about his family.
0:40.0	Chorley is I forgot to mention this is a word that I think my mum made up to describe the mouth feel of morangue.
0:48.4	I think it's made up unless you know different out there in the world and it's actually a colloquial
0:52.6	isn't that many people in the north. I think it's her name that your mom made up to
0:56.6	describe the mouth feel. Yes I'll say that I gave you that for free that as a
1:01.3	gift as a homecoming gift Richard that I gave you. Yum Y That is a gift, as a homecoming gift that I gave you that.
1:06.2	Surely. Enjoy that. But it's not though because the actual on the matter pea sound,
1:11.1	Charlie. Soly. So just big crunchy. itself surely suggest big crunchy
1:13.7	trolley no it's crunchy
1:14.8	chorly it's crunchy
1:16.7	it's like a road a biscuit or like a lot of two parents
1:19.6	what I've heard is your dad has crunchy spunk that is what I've heard and so dear it's nice to have
1:26.4	you back I was going to say something so hurry up and go back on tour I'm going to say
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