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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 145

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2011

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Our first podcast of 2011 finds us in a reflective but ultimately positive and upbeat mood, filled with hope and good cheer for the new year and all the challenges and opportunities for change and self-improvement and spiritual fulfillment it may bring: perhaps an unnecessary and expensive hair transplant like the already financially unstable Gordon Ramsay, or an unhealthy, slightly creepy obsession with a murder case like the tabloids, or a documentary about yourself on Channel 4 like Britain's Fattest Man, or the living nightmare of a vast, intricately staged Truman Show-style illusion in which your so-called life is populated by actors on a loop whose job it is to make every development in your existence here on earth seem like a cruel and ironic joke designed to drive you to nervous breakdown or suicide or the decision to sell your house and go and do missionary work in India or at the very least a few sad Tweets. But despite all this, we vow to carry on doing the podcast. If Richard's stupid Mac 'disk' lets us. (His disk is all part of the Truman Show, too, of course.)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy New Year!

0:02.0

Year!

0:03.0

That reminds me every time now I hear,

0:05.0

Happy New Year, I think of the Poseidon Adventure.

0:07.0

And I watch the remake of the Poseidon Adventure.

0:10.0

Well, you can't help it once a a year I'm reminded by it.

0:13.0

It just makes something of that film.

0:15.0

But I watched it at Christmas I watched Poseidon the remake of the Poseidon adventure,

0:20.0

right?

0:21.0

And after I watched it wasn't as bad as I thought, but I'm so protective of the original

0:26.0

that it can't be as good obviously.

0:28.0

And I've not spoken to people, family members who also saw it and said it's much better than the original.

0:33.0

You have any thoughts on it?

0:36.0

No, I'm just saying you were complaining called the last one of the Richard H.

0:39.0

I'm letting you know.

0:40.0

Yeah, but I've listened to it and we've done 40 seconds and I've said three words.

0:44.0

I said happy new year that's all I've said.

0:47.0

That was enough for me.

0:48.0

You should listen to the six music show.

0:51.0

I'm bloody do.

0:52.0

Where you say everything

0:54.0

well I say is boring things well that's I have to say boring stuff that's why I don't

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