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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 142

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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News, Richard, And, Collings, Collins, Herrin, Podcasts, British, Podcast, Comedy, Herring, Newspaper, Andrew, Guide

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2010

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Is it Podcast 142, or is it, according to rogue podcast counter Graham Tugwell, Podcast 200? It's Podcast 142, although it may well be our 200th podcast, if you include 6 Music podcasts and other ephemera, as Graham Tugwell has done. It's a celebration either way, as Richard regresses to smutty schoolboy state and creates yet another brilliant dystopian sci-fi movie pitch based on, shall we say, geometry and biology. The Wikileaks story might dominate were it not for more pressing matters such as the return of the Times Cryptic Crossword Book 13, the tagline for Ken Follett's latest novel, Mark Watson's Hurt Locker, and the incoming Loaded Lafta award nominations, in which this podcast is beaten to the shortlist by a number of podcasts that aren't even regular podcasts. Note: this podcast was recorded during a localised, nostalgic power cut and while you listen to it, you should imagine the battery bar of Andrew's laptop inching perilously close to the left. It's on 18 percent power as Andrew types this. Exciting!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello It's a sallero, isn't it? I've got to eat it. You're sitting in a house with no heating and you're eating a lolly.

0:15.5

Well, I've got no electricity so I've got to eat everything out the freezer.

0:18.0

What else is in there? Some fish fingers.

0:20.0

Lovely, let's have them. A big thing of pork, some fish, some chicken.

0:25.0

Great.

0:26.0

We can stuff up, stuff a chicken with pork and eat it with a lolly.

0:30.0

It would be our lunch. Yeah, there's men working on the street,

0:33.7

some emergency without electricity.

0:36.2

Everything's cut off.

0:37.6

So this, this podcast might just stop.

0:41.6

Or 1 out 635.

0:43.0

I've only got 8, 8 percent and we're already down 1 percent.

0:46.0

You can adjust the percent so it shows you how much time is left.

0:49.0

I want to do that.

0:50.0

But that's much more useful in there. We go down to show

0:53.0

Two hour 20 and I've got one hour 48 on mine so between us.

0:56.0

No it's not between us. We're using mine as a backup.

0:58.0

You may be listening to the good one or the bad one I don't know but you're listening to it anyway.

1:02.0

I'm like

1:03.0

very exciting time out and have a cold shower there's no heating. You see you were

1:06.9

talking last week about about your sexual desire waning.

1:10.8

You were you absolutely were. I remember were, you absolutely were.

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